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December 15th, 2007

HAPPY XIAH DAY!

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November 23rd, 2007

FECK I NEED TO RANT ON THIS.

Exactly 11 days ago I caught a competition on Channel V about this contest WHERE THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE TICKETS TO DBSK'S CON.

All you had to do was to email your fave DBSK song in and why (in less than 15 words)
AND I GOT POSSESSED.
Also known as, I sent my email in. three times
BECAUSE FECK JUNSU AND JAEJOONG ARE INFECTING MY BRAIN. AAAAAHHH.
Not to mention I've been listening to DBSK for two weeks straight now haha.
And the closing date is today while the concert is TOMORROW
So that's why I feel totally screwed up =_=
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY'RE GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS.
PLUS MY DAD WANTS TO DRAG ME UP TO GO CLIMBING SOME STUPID HILL WHILE I'M FRICKING SWEATING OVER THIS CONTEST THINGY GAH.
I think I only slept like...4 hours plus last night thinking about this crap.

November 11th, 2007

Tego's very late b-day pic

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Kei LE GASP
And it's not colored!!!!!!
Actually I just finished this like...20 minutes ago. *shifty eyes*
ENJOY!

November 10th, 2007

It's not 11th Nov yet BUT GUH SCHOOL IS TOMORROW.
So TEGOSHI IS FINALLY 20 YEARS OLD!!! and legal LOLOLZ.
I will totally killkillkill to watch him in a traditional hakama in next year's Seijinshiki (coming-of-age ceremony)

It feels just like yesterday when I was still completly JE rabid (what with JE having just melted my brain away)
and celebrating Tego's 19th birthday while consuming bucketfuls of sugar :D
Originally I was going to celebrate it again by drawing another oekaki like last year but as I was working on it this afternoon my retarded computer DIED ON ME.
WHEN I WAS ALREADY 50% DONE ON THE STUPID FREAKIN DRAWING WHICH HAD CHIBI TEGO PRANCING AROUND IN A HAKAMA.
So in the end I got so fed up I shut the stupid thing off, read the papers and took a nap. The end.
But since the real b-day is tomorrow I might give it another shot, provided my mom doesn't take a crossbow and try to decapitate my head off since the computer's actually quite off-limits to me during this year's holidays >.>''

To top it off there will be a piccu spam tomorrow! :D I'm uploading it all up and its going to take a while cause hey, 148 pics yo. @__@

So when I was *half-dead* = (ignoring LJ), I got around to doing some things I've been dying to do for a long time. For example, I am now officially on a DIET JG(*&RFYUVF(%^(*% XDXD
And I'm exercising like 5 times a week now >.> 30 minutes average per session, I think O___o
To cut a long story short, I just woke up one day, took a good long look at myself in the mirror and decided that I needed to cut down on all that flab that I've been accumulating over all these years.
Besides, if I'm ever going to get a *cute, generally handsome yet short husband in the future* ( according to what my palm lines predict, but I'll leave that story for later) I'm gonna really need to slim down cause seriously, all those bulges (in the wrong places) kinda scared the hell out of me.
So after calming myself down after a mentally screaming "WTF I LOOK LIKE A PIG" I decided what I was going to do.
......

DANCE.
And not just any dancing.
RANDOM DANCING.
And it must have been fate that god is poking his telescope into my life cause two weeks after I started my crazy flap-your-hands-around random chicken dancing there was a report on KBS's "It's Top Secret!" show about this girl who became a neighbourhood phenomenon just by doing makchun (random dancing in Korean)
And she went from a size 30 to a size 24.
When I watched that I was totally like O___O "WTF You can do that just by imitating a chicken and dancing like an ecstasy crazed hippy?"
So that's how I got to know that I was getting a poke in the right direction and that's what I've been doing since almost daily for what, three weeks now?
And I think I'm seeing results LOLOLOL
If you call trying to shake your hips like Tego does dancing HAHAHA.

AND I THINK I'M INTO DONG BANG SHIN KI NOW.
I DONNO WHY BUT THEY'RE GROWING ON ME.
AND I'M USING PUNGSON (BALLOONS), O, SUMMER DREAM, LAST ANGEL AND DRIVE EVERYTIME I MAKCHUN XD
I blame it all on the coming 24th November con they're going to have in my country soon GAHHHHH.
I kinda regret not getting to go. Damn.
But still, GO JUNSU AND JAEJOONG! HWAITING! LOLOL.

October 20th, 2007

RASCAL!!!
你最好给我投胎成一个帅哥不然你就等着看偶来收拾你!!!!!


MY EIGHT KG TOM CAT IS DEAD
HE WAS FECKING ALIVE YESTERDAY DAMNIT.

October 19th, 2007

DBSK? Here? NO WAI!

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So after their Taiwan con DBSK/DBSG/TVXQ/Tohoshinki or whatever whatchmallit you want to call them flew here to tiny little Malaysia (MY COUNTRY! *waves flag*) and now they're like..500km away from where I live?

I think they kinda like got here yesterday and held a press conference in Kuala Lumpur, cause it came out on the news XD
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I kinda wonder why they're here so early cause the con is only on 24th November. Another thing I don't understand is why Malaysian fans had to fly all the way to Taiwan to watch the con there when DBSK is gonna coming here after that already...um yeah crazy fangirls, much?
My fanclub isn't on DBSK but with stuff like "HUMAN AQUARIUM" screaming at me from the article I might be just a teeeny weeny bit interested in whats going on.
I know a few SG fangirls that are going to come down just for this *coughTINcough* (OH YEAH AND SAKKI ARE YOU COMING TOO?)
A rabid classmate - DBSK fangirl of mine is going too and she already got her tickets booked so I'm gonna ask her to take pics and uhm wait, do they sell con goods? LOL :D

DBSK is already here for the second time (they came last year), mainly because there's an offical fanclub here in Malaysia for them. But this years con date is causing frustration because its in the middle of two VERY VERY IMPORTANT government exams (called SPM and STPM). To sum it all up, if you don't do well in these two exams aka get all straight A's, your whole future = FAIL.
That's right, if you don't get what is expected in these two exams, you'll truly and deeply be in outrageously boiling hot miso soup and you can't get into any of the government universities. Oh joy.

Because SPM is for Form 5 students ( 17 year olds ) and STPM for Upper Six ( 19 year olds ), I heard they did a petition to postpone the date of the con but it failed, yay.
I'm sure some girls are shedding tears of fangirl frustration at this but yeah, what does a 16 year old like me care.
Evil, much?

News report of DBSK in Malaysia last year:

Sometimes the Korean wave is so much alive here that I keep wondering what the hell is Johnny thinking by letting NewS go to Taiwan only >.>''

October 16th, 2007

I'm back to drawing again YAY! :3
My hands have been totally tied down with writing stuff for so long it felt good to be holding that damn tablet in my hands again LOL.
So this is what my overactive imagination produced today:
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Lee Junki :3 Used a ref, but as what always happen when I try realism, what I draw is gonna come out only a fraction of what the original pic looks like.

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Before Teshi I was totally into this Korean guy for some very obvious reasons :D


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October 4th, 2007

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

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Its been months since I've been here or even talked to any of you AND GOD I MISS JE TO DEATH.
KELLY I LOVE YOU I REALLY DO.
Because without her I wouldn't have known that NewS is releasing their new single and album this November GRAH.
When I knew about it I was like HGOIYFRHV(&^(*&% EFFIN HELL WEEEK IS COMING OUT!?!??
It must have been coincidence because me and my converted JE fangirl friend kept annoying poeple today at school rapping nonsense (but in the WeeeK tune of course) because we barely knew the lyrics BUT GAH YOU WILL NOT IMAGINE HOW HAPPY I AM WHEN KELLY TOLD ME IT WAS COMING OUT.

Hell she even got me so excited I was running around checking yesasia and cdjapan and even HMV to compare prices for the first time in my entire life. But I guess it was worth it cause Kelly risked her neck to IM me in a middle of a lecture LOL. (I hope you didn't caught by your teacher haha XD)

WAH JOHNNY SAN IS AN EVIL EVIL MAN I TELL YOU. No WeeeK in the Pacific album +______+ But if worse comes to worse I might buy the WeeeeK regular single at yesasia because of the free worldwide shipping and SQUEEEEE WEEEEK AND RAINBOW ARE BOTH IN IT HAHA.

BTW, I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR NOT TALKING TO ALL YOU GUYS FOR SO LONG! TIN, WID, SAKKI, KELLY, CAMI AND ALL OF YOU OTHER GUYS. HONTO HONTO NI GOMEN NASAAAAAAIIIIIIII *bangs head on wall*
Since my finals are over again I guess this might mark a comeback for my crazy fangirl days of last november and december ne!! *Yeah...that's not if my mom tries to kill me and force my corpse to study physics and Newton's Second Law) I promise you guys that if I have the time I'll go back and read all the friend pages I missed ja.

That's all the comeback 'tard :3 Missed all of ya~ *no cut WHEEE*

August 11th, 2007

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Ok I know I've been dead here for like, since forever BUT OMGZ I JUST WATCHED A PART OF THE NEWS DVD AND NEWS WO ABAKE ON SC AND I SERIOUSLY NEED TO KEYBOARD SMASH. NOW. NOW. NOW.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"IF I DON'T SAY IT I CAN'T DO IT"
Seriously WTH Shige what is with your "PANG!" fetish? So does this mean if you don't say you want to smex Kei you can't do it? Eh EH? (Though I will admit I replayed that part five times just to see that cute face expression Massu does when he says "PANG")
Oh oh and the "shivering buru buru" part got me cracking up so hard XDXD
But I actually loved Shige's "kuchizuke wo~" move (THEY SHOWED IT IN THE NEWS DVD! EHEHEHEHEHEHE) O
H OH and there was Koyato bitch fighting! Recorded on live television! XD
I know they were fighting about Kei being Shokura MC but somehow in my fangirl mind it was playing like this:

Kei: Dekiru no? (Can you do it?)
Shige: DEKIRU YO! (OF COURSE I CAN DO IT!)
Kei: Omae zettai dekinai yo. (You definately can't do it)
Shige: *pounces on Kei*
Everyone: O____O
Tego: SUGEI!

NEWS DVD CAPPIES!!



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Go to my Flickr account to see em.... meanwhile >.> *goes off to fangirl smash in my dreams*

June 16th, 2007

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG I JUST WATCHED THE LIVE PERF OF TEGOMASS IN THE GOLDEN MELODY AWARDS IN TAIWANNNNNNNN *nosebleednosebleed*




UWAAAA GOLDEN MELODY AWARDS. LOVE.Collapse )
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